At Last, Metro Has a Message for ‘Escalumps’
Station Announcement Hints: Tourists, Stand to the Right
By Lena H. Sun Washington Post Staff Writer Saturday, August 11, 2007; A01
Stand to the RIGHT, already.
That has been the eternal plea — grumbled, spoken, yelled and otherwise communicated — of impatient Metro commuters stuck on escalators because tourists don’t realize that in big, important Washington, you stand to the right so all the Type A people can hurry past on the left.
For the first time in its history, Metro has started telling them.
“Hi. Welcome to Metro,” the station announcement begins. “We have a lot of escalators in our system. You’ll notice that most people stand on the right side. And while you’re riding, hold the handrail for your safety. Enjoy your trip, and thank you for riding Metro.”
The announcement is one of a series that the agency has recently recorded to ever-so-gently remind riders of the system’s rules, customs and quirks, including escalator etiquette and train-door operation.
Some announcements are new, such as the one that tells people that train doors are not like elevator doors: They will not automatically open again “if they close on your arm, leg or purse.” Others reinforce the basic bans: No eating, drinking or smoking anywhere in the system, including on outdoor station platforms.
But few are likely to be as welcome as the one laying out escalator protocol.
“We hear from our average customers and from people on the online chats asking us — pleading with us — can you please, please tell people to stand to the right?” Metro spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein said. “People who stand to the left instead of standing to the right are like speed bumps, and they slow down the pedestrian flow through the stations. They’re known as ‘escalumps’ and ‘escaleftors.’ “
More colloquially, they’re known as annoying.
“The visitors are always getting on the left, and the locals are trying to rush like hell to get their train and get to work,” said Calvin Lewis, 61, who commutes from Landover to Van Ness, where he is a staff member of the University of the District of Columbia’s cooperative extension service. Lewis hasn’t heard the new announcements but said they are an “excellent” idea.
The messages, which began running a week ago, are typically short — 10 to 15 seconds — and take a conversational tone. They were recorded by Metro employee Ron Holzer, who also voices the system’s podcasts.
The subway system, which was built deep beneath swampy Washington, has 572 escalators — more than any other transit system in the world except Tokyo’s. A typical Metro passenger must ride at least two escalators to reach a train. The steps are 40 inches wide, enough to accommodate two adults. Many escalators stretch deep into the ground, including the 230-foot-long set of moving stairs at Wheaton, the longest escalator in the Western Hemisphere, according to Metro.
Nonetheless, the agency has resisted promoting the “walk left, stand right” standard because escalators — unlike their cousins, moving walkways — are not designed for walkers. The agency also wants to cut down on riders who race through stations. Thus, the announcement does not encourage people to walk on the left, although that’s common practice at Metro and just about every other transit system in the world.
Metro also does not post signs advising riders where to stand. Agency officials said they are prohibited from putting up “Stand to the Right” signs because the national safety code for elevators and escalators does not allow non-cautionary signs to be posted within 10 feet of an escalator.
The battle over escalator etiquette tends to escalate in the summer, when tourists descend on the nation’s capital and clash with impatient Washingtonians rushing to catch their trains.
Many first-time visitors are often preoccupied while on long escalator rides. Jenny and John Maurer of Pittsburgh, who were visiting Washington this week with their two children, were trying to figure out which monuments to see as they stood on the long escalator heading into the Van Ness Station just after the morning rush yesterday.
“A couple people said, ‘Pardon me,’ ” said Jenny Maurer, 40. That’s when she realized she wasn’t supposed to be standing on the left. “This was our first time,” she said, somewhat apologetically.
“Everyone’s in a hurry,” said her husband, John, 39, with a touch of disbelief.
As a couple from Mumbai rode the escalator down to the Orange and Blue Line platform at Metro Center Station yesterday, the woman, wearing a yellow and orange sari, stood on the right, while her husband stood next to her, on the forbidden left.
Before they reached the bottom, she chided him in Hindi. “I told him, ‘You should stay on the right side; we shouldn’t block the escalator,’ ” said Kiran Anam, 55, who was visiting Washington for the first time but noticed that others were walking on the left.
“I’m a bit dumb,” Harish Anam, 57, said with a smile.
None of the visitors or regular riders interviewed at Metro Center said they had heard the new station announcements. Agency officials said they don’t want to overwhelm riders. “We don’t want people to tune them out,” Farbstein said.
Even as riders welcomed the new announcements, many said they’re skeptical that they’ll be heard. The messages are being broadcast, after all, on Metro’s infamously poor public address system.


